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What's for breakfast?


I was having my usual midday coffee-cigarette-conversation combo with a good friend when the kwento went from serious to ridiculous. The caffeine rush thus got me started in spontaneous comedic of i-say-something-you-complete-the-sentence dialogue until it went into an invitation to fill in the blanks --- X person does X for breakfast. And just about every other thing we can come up with. This is what we got:

Filipino drunkard: I drink lambanog for breakfast!
Russian drunkard: I drink vodka for breakfast!
American drunkard: I bomb Iraq for breakfast!

Hehehe ;-) hey original ko yan, ha? Here's more :

Ms. Heinz Kerry: I love lots of ketchup for breakfast. (err malamang!)
Quoted by Republican jokers - The other JFK: I like John Edwards for breakfast...
Bush: Call Cheney, ask him to call Halliburton what's
for breakfast?

GMA in Sona: I'll Make sure Angelo and every other
OFWs have a good breakfast!

(Naks! I heard that before 3 years ago it
even included other meals on the table!)
Angelo's kidnappers: Ok, there
goes our breakfast... (sick!)

Angelo's co-workers: Hi Ma'am GMA,
hello OWWA people, we want breakfast, too with a nice big house for start.(awww! What tragedy!)

The Pope: I pray for the whole world for breakfast!
Osama: I kill people for breakfast.
Not to be outdone, Bush said:

America needs to be number one all the time: Let's kill Iraqi's for breakfast!

Left-winger: It's only them
Right-wingers that eat breakfast!

Right-winger: Dissent and you won't eat breakfast like those lefties over there!
Apathetic World Citizen: I eat breakfast (period).

Albert Einstein (declarative):
I compute quantum physics equations for breakfast!

Albert Einstein (lecturing):
When you eat breakfast, you take the universe with you.
(Wow, profound huh?)
Sartre (If he was alive): Boycott Mcdonalds, breakfast meals are institutions - cook your own!
Mother Theresa, Princess Diana: How can you eat breakfast with all
these? (The needy, the kids, papparazi and Queen Mum included!)

Jay Leno: Don't you look at my chin when I eat breakfast!

Me: Darn! I haven't eaten breakfast!

Mcdo, Jollibee and every other Fast Food Chains in Manila:
We'll fill ur extra small tumblers with extra ice cubes for free,
breakfast or not! (I've always hated that - the drink is cold already,

Mcdo: We serve Nuclear hot coffee for breakfast! (Ouch!)
Jolli-jeep: We serve yesterday's dinner for breakfast! (Fresh from
the kaldero!)
Colonel Sanders: We do chicken right (for breakfast)!
Eww I didn't like how that sounded!

Adolf Hitler: If you're Aryan you eat breakfast; otherwise

Charlie Chaplin:
" ... "

Pablo Picasso: 
T.S. Eliot: Such is morning love: Afternoons and
coffeespoons, visions and revisions in a single bite of mourning, everyday.

(Hey I made this up, ok? I won't be like half that Man.)

Bill Gates: I eat ASCII for breakfast. (Oh shit,
Paul, my PC crashed!)

Sigmund Freud: Breakfast, Dinner, Sex, Dream -
breakfast after, all the same !

The Matrix People: Steak again for breakfast?
Neo to Trinity: Honey, one more round of breakfast? (hehehe)
Michael Jackson: I ____ for breakfast!

Darn, I'm bored.

posted by Jdavies @ 8/05/2004,


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Jdavies lives in Quezon City, Philippines and has been blogging since 2002. A brand manager in a leading technology company and a freelance new media/web strategy consultant, he has refocused his blogging from personal, political & sociological observations, to marketing-related efforts and Internet trends that are relevant to his career and branding advocacies.

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This blog is a depot of thoughts and observations on marketing trends which remain personally relevant to the Author as far as his marketing career is concerned. Having evolved from the personal blog of Jdavies, much of the earlier work contained herein are laced with personal speculation, political views, and similar advocacies. These posts are being kept for posterity's sake and for no other reason. No effort is being made to claim that the author will not contradict himself from his previous positions or that such advocacies are absolute.


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